Just funny stuff

[BilletHead]

        

1 hour ago, Mitch f said:

@BilletHead do you have Truecoat on you vehicles?

             No but they did say that the scotchguard treatment was thrown in for free! 😆🤪

[Mitch f]

Probably one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a while!

[snagged in outlet 3]

https://youtube.com/shorts/6jMo7Iz6I0Q 

[Johnsfolly]

Still think that these old Miller Lite commercials were the best.

[DADAKOTA]

1. When one door closes and another door opens, you may be in prison.

2. To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill.

3. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.

4. It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.

5. The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

6. When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.

7. I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.

8. I had my patience tested. I'm negative.

9. Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.

10. If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"

11. When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.

12. I run like the winded.

13. I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on.

14. When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"

15. I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.

16. Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll really freak you out.

[curtisce]

in keeping with the getting older theme

[fishinwrench]

6 hours ago, DADAKOTA said:

When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.

This is my favorite one. 👍

[liphunter]

[David Unnerstall]

The name of the new Secretary of State is Blinken -- Antony Blinken.  Now if you abbreviate the first letter it is A. Blinken.  Now say that out loud.

[Quillback]