Just funny stuff

[Johnsfolly]

Two guys are walking together. Tom turns to Chris and says, "See Kevin over there. That guy's is such an idiot. I do this everytime that I see him. Hey Kevin I have a $20 dollar bill or five ones. Which do you want?" Kevin grabs the ones. Tom says, "See what an idiot. He doesn't know that the five ones are less than the $20." Later Chris bumps into Kevin. He asks him if he knows that the five ones are less money than the $20 bill. Kevin says, "As soon as I grab the twenty, Tom will stop giving me money!"🤣

[Mitch f]

[Mitch f]

[Johnsfolly]

Two anglers are fishing the bay near the mouth of the river. They have fished for a few hours and haven't caught a fish. They decide to head upstream. After 20 mins they met a fisherman walking downstream with a stringer full of fat fish. The two men ask him where he was catching those fish. He said that head up stream and once the water is no longer salty you'll find the fish. The two guys thanked him and decided to continue upstream. After a five minute walk They stopped. The one guy filled a bucket, handed the bucket, and asked his partner to taste the water.  His buddy taested the water "It's salty." OK said the other guys, "Let's keep going." Anothrr 20 mins they stop again. He asks his buddy to again try the water. "Still salty." Was the reply. Again they went on. Another 20 mins and same answer. Them again and again. After about two hours of walking he asks his buddy again if the water was still salty. "Yes it's  still salty. And we are almost running out of water." 🤣

[moguy1973]

A St. Louis Cardinals fan, a Kansas City Royals fan, and a Chicago Cubs fan were taking a hike in the mountains together when they came upon a tall cliff overlooking a beautiful valley.  The Royals fan remarked, "I love my baseball team so much I'm going to jump off this cliff to show my loyalty to my team!!", and he jumped to his death.  The Cardinals fan and Cubs fan looked at each other in amazement that someone would do something such as that to show their loyalty to their baseball team.  The Cubs fan said, "Holy cow (in his best Harry Carry voice of course), that guy is nuts to do that!"  The Cardinals fan agreed and said, "This is what I'm going to do to show my loyalty to my baseball team," and pushed the Cubs fan off the cliff to his death. 

[Mitch f]

[Johnsfolly]

2 hours ago, Mitch f said:

Wasn't sure whether to laugh or cringe at this meme. I hope that these girls cannot be identified. 30 + yrs ago made a few trips from Miami to the Bahamas and we passed several bales of marijuana. Just left them alone. No need to poke that bear.

[Johnsfolly]

[Johnsfolly]

[fishinwrench]

3 hours ago, Johnsfolly said:

Wasn't sure whether to laugh or cringe at this meme. I hope that these girls cannot be identified. 30 + yrs ago made a few trips from Miami to the Bahamas and we passed several bales of marijuana. Just left them alone. No need to poke that bear.

Back in the mid 80's some bales of Colombian was fished out of the Mississippi, and some of it made it to my home town.   It was good, but you could tell that something just wasn't quite "right" about it.     Eventually a local chick started having seizures and we all found out.   The DEA had sprayed it with Paraquat.