fishinwrench Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 35 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said: It was waiting for me when I got to my truck. Waders still stink. I feel for anyone who TRIED to fish there today. I pulled in around 9:45 and was like.....Oh hell no! We have a serious population problem in that area. 😔 I left and went to Bennett. After a brief thunderstorm I practically had that whole place to myself. snagged in outlet 3 and laker67 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snagged in outlet 3 Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 9 hours ago, fishinwrench said: I feel for anyone who TRIED to fish there today. I pulled in around 9:45 and was like.....Oh hell no! We have a serious population problem in that area. 😔 I left and went to Bennett. After a brief thunderstorm I practically had that whole place to myself. I rarely bother on the weekends anymore. Crazy down there. fishinwrench and laker67 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laker67 Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 9 hours ago, fishinwrench said: I feel for anyone who TRIED to fish there today. I pulled in around 9:45 and was like.....Oh hell no! We have a serious population problem in that area. 😔 I left and went to Bennett. After a brief thunderstorm I practically had that whole place to myself. It has become Missouri's largest trout park from September thru November. Sandy and I have been fishing Sunday evenings but bailed yesterday because of the storm threat and the wind. We have one more week of our vacation, but the prospects of light crowds are slim. Johnsfolly and fishinwrench 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnsfolly Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Three bulls are out in the pasture. The youngest bull heard a rumor that the rancher wasn't satisfied with their performance servicing the cows and that he was bringing in a new bull. The oldest bull stated that he has worked hard to get where he was and that he was not going to give up any of the 100 cows that he services in a year. The second oldest bull stated that he wasn't going to let any newcomer horn in on his 50 cows. The youngest bull was really not much older than a calf. He said that he wasn't going to give up any of his ten young cows. As they were having this conversation, an eighteen wheeler rolls up carrying only one animal, the new bull. This bull was a giant 2400 pound specimen. The steel walkway could barely support his weight as he walked out of the trailer. The oldest bull upon seeing his new rival said, "Well no reason to be greedy. I'm willing to share 50 or more of my cows.' The second oldest bull said that he would be happy if he could still have 10 to 20 cows. The young bull began snorting and pawing the ground. The others asked if he was really going to fight the huge newcomer. The young bull answered, "He can have my cows. I just want him to know that I'm a bull!"🤣 snagged in outlet 3, FishnDave and Quillback 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snagged in outlet 3 Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Young and old bull looking at the herd and the young one says. Let’s run down there and service one of them cows. The old bull says. Let’s walk down and service them all. Johnsfolly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quillback Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 BilletHead, snagged in outlet 3, bfishn and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quillback Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 Johnsfolly, BilletHead and nomolites 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnsfolly Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 A flat 13% income tax would fix this 😅 Great management strategy 😅! This just made me chuckle. BilletHead and Quillback 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnsfolly Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 Maybe this was posted somewhere else in the previous 200+ pages. "Hey honey what's for dinner?" "Were having Himalayan rabbit stew?" "Where did you get a Himalayan rabbit?" "I found Himalayan on the road!" 🤣 Quillback and snagged in outlet 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnsfolly Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 A man in Missouri calls his son Doug out in Washington on Monday. "Son after 40 yrs of marriage your mom and I are getting a divorce. I never wanted to get married and honestly never loved your mom. In fact I get more and more sick of seeing that woman everyday and can't wait to get away.. I feel great finally admitting that after these 40 yrs." "Dad you guys do everything together. I can't believe that you don't love each other." "How does mom feel about this?" "It was her idea as well.""Go call your sister and tell her because I don't want to go through the explanation again." The son calls his sister in New York. She is livid that he didn't do more to convince his dad that divorce was wrong. She calls her father immediately. "Dad you guys can't get a divorce!" She screams. Her dad says, "Our minds are made up. Even if you were here telling us to our faces it won't change anything." "Dad you guys are not to go anywhere. Tom and I have a couple days off at the end of the week. We will be there to talk to you and mom about this. Doug will be there as well!" "Ok." say the dad. He hangs up the phone and says to his wife, "The kids will be here for Thanksgiving! What will we have to do for Christmas?" 🤣🤣 snagged in outlet 3, kjackson, Quillback and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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