Johnsfolly Posted September 21, 2017 Posted September 21, 2017 Who iis it? It's me Dave. I got the stuff! Dave? Yeah it's ME Dave! I got the stuff! Dave's not here. I was reminded of this bit while watching Cheech and Chong's Next Movie. "Dave's not Here" was written on the wall next to the phone in that movie☺.
BilletHead Posted September 21, 2017 Posted September 21, 2017 4 hours ago, Johnsfolly said: It wasn't the ribbing that I was referring to but the imagery that your statement brought to mind ! I know that Mitch, myself, SIO3 and some others can take some good natured ribbing. Not sure about the Wrench guy! I really do not know what you are thinking about John, I sometimes worry about you. I was thinking more along the line of sea food when I said crabs and I bet Mitch thought the same . Where is your head buddy? BilletHead had another set up and followed through. Daryk Campbell Sr and Johnsfolly 2 "We have met the enemy and it is us", Pogo If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend" Lefty Kreh " Never display your knowledge, you only share it" Lefty Kreh "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!" BilletHead " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting" BilletHead P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs" BilletHead
BilletHead Posted September 21, 2017 Posted September 21, 2017 You guys got it all wrong since someone took us down that dark alley not at all related to my crab meaning of my crab reference. This is what I was told, You shave one half and set the other half on fire. As they run from the timber you stab and kill em with an ice pick, BilletHead grizwilson, Mitch f, Johnsfolly and 1 other 3 1 "We have met the enemy and it is us", Pogo If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend" Lefty Kreh " Never display your knowledge, you only share it" Lefty Kreh "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!" BilletHead " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting" BilletHead P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs" BilletHead
fishinwrench Posted September 22, 2017 Posted September 22, 2017 2 hours ago, BilletHead said: You guys got it all wrong since someone took us down that dark alley not at all related to my crab meaning of my crab reference. This is what I was told, You shave one half and set the other half on fire. As they run from the timber you stab and kill em with an ice pick, BilletHead A man that heads in that direction with a razor, an ice pick, and a cigarette lighter....is not going to show up for work tomorrow. BilletHead and ness 1 1
Old plug Posted September 22, 2017 Posted September 22, 2017 CHILLBILLYThat is only medium sized spoonbill. I had a friend that caught one over 70 lbs on 12 lb test line But thos is the biggest I ever caught. I caught a Blue cat about the same size on 10 lb test line. I can guarantee you that spoonbill was nothing to battle like that Big Blue. The spoon bill does have tugging power but nothing like the faster speed and antics of a 50lb Blue. If you got big spoonbill in open open water and enough line you can beat him.The blue though will roll up in your line and all sorts of things that will make you sweat it out. Plus they got teeth that can can cut a line by chewing around on it. Johnsfolly 1
ness Posted September 22, 2017 Author Posted September 22, 2017 A big city lawyer went pheasant hunting in Kansas for the first time. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a pasture on the other side of the fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, a crusty old farmer rode up and asked him what he was doing. The attorney responded, “I shot a pheasant. It fell into this field, and now I’m going to retrieve it.” The old farmer retorted, “This is my property, and you are not coming over here.” The indignant lawyer said, “I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States, and if you don’t let me have that bird, I’ll sue you and take everything you own.” The old farmer smiled and said, “Apparently you don’t know how we settle disputes in Kansas. We settle small disagreements with the ‘Three Kicks Rule’.” The lawyer asked, “What is the ‘Three Kicks Rule’?” The farmer replied, “Well, because the dispute is occurring on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times, then you kick me three times, and so on back and forth until one of us gives up.” The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and figured he could easily take the old geezer. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed out of his pickup and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his boot right into the lawyer’s groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick, to the belly, doubled the lawyer over, gagging for air. The lawyer was on hands and knees when the farmer’s third kick, to his rump, sent him face first into a fresh cow pie. The lawyer summoned every bit of his willpower and managed to struggle to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket he said, “Okay, you old fool. Now it’s my turn.” The old farmer grinned and answered, “Nah, I give up. You can have the pheasant!”. Flysmallie, BilletHead, Johnsfolly and 4 others 5 2 John
BilletHead Posted September 24, 2017 Posted September 24, 2017 BilletHead grizwilson, Johnsfolly, tho1mas and 1 other 4 "We have met the enemy and it is us", Pogo If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend" Lefty Kreh " Never display your knowledge, you only share it" Lefty Kreh "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!" BilletHead " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting" BilletHead P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs" BilletHead
BilletHead Posted September 27, 2017 Posted September 27, 2017 Reminds me of some of the guys that don't take photos on here BilletHead Johnsfolly, ness and Daryk Campbell Sr 2 1 "We have met the enemy and it is us", Pogo If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend" Lefty Kreh " Never display your knowledge, you only share it" Lefty Kreh "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!" BilletHead " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting" BilletHead P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs" BilletHead
BilletHead Posted September 27, 2017 Posted September 27, 2017 Reminds me of some of the people that fish the river in the spring, drag white bass up and down the bank all day and then throw them in a bucket for the ride home . You know who you are, BilletHead grizwilson and Johnsfolly 1 1 "We have met the enemy and it is us", Pogo If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend" Lefty Kreh " Never display your knowledge, you only share it" Lefty Kreh "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!" BilletHead " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting" BilletHead P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs" BilletHead
BilletHead Posted September 27, 2017 Posted September 27, 2017 One more so you all don't think I am picking on a group that may think I am one sided. I can laugh at myself too, actually quite a bit, BilletHead Greasy B, grizwilson, Mitch f and 2 others 5 "We have met the enemy and it is us", Pogo If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend" Lefty Kreh " Never display your knowledge, you only share it" Lefty Kreh "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!" BilletHead " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting" BilletHead P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs" BilletHead
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