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5 minutes ago, BilletHead said:

            Oh my gosh that brings up memories. Kindergarten, Christian school, Miss Vikki. I guess I made her mad one day as I ended up in Principal office. Back then you got the paddle and the paddle had holes in it for air flow. I never made Miss Vikki mad again and yes, I probability deserved it. 

I always wondered how putting your hands over your head and getting under the desk was supposed to save us from a nuclear blast. 


 

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10 minutes ago, netboy said:

I always wondered how putting your hands over your head and getting under the desk was supposed to save us from a nuclear blast. 

            You do remember you had to bend over also to kiss your rear goodby.

"We have met the enemy and it is us",

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18 minutes ago, netboy said:

I always wondered how putting your hands over your head and getting under the desk was supposed to save us from a nuclear blast. 

In my school they at least considered the structural soundness of the building.....We were ordered out into the hallways, away from any windows, and curled up into a fetal position along the inside walls.    

Being the inquisitive little peckerwood I've always been, I remember asking my teacher WHY anyone would want to bomb our school?  Her reply is probably what first set me against religion, because she said "it's because we worship a different god".     To which I said...

 "We?  Speak for yourself !    Can I go home now?"

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On 3/6/2022 at 2:47 PM, BilletHead said:

            Oh my gosh that brings up memories. Kindergarten, Christian school, Miss Vikki. I guess I made her mad one day as I ended up in Principal office. Back then you got the paddle and the paddle had holes in it for air flow. I never made Miss Vikki mad again and yes, I probability deserved it. 

In my grade school the principal had one on his wall  labelled " The Board of Education."

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11 minutes ago, Deadstream said:

We would stage fights by the wood shop, get swatted in the office and suspended for 3 days. Day before trout season...    

Fighting was a lesser infraction than skipping school.   👍 

Man, those were the days.

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A fight in school NOW will involve the law, a court date, and somebody is headed to juvi' with a lifelong criminal record.  🙄

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8 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

Fighting was a lesser infraction than skipping school.   👍 

Man, those were the days.

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A fight in school NOW will involve the law, a court date, and somebody is headed to juvi' with a lifelong criminal record.  🙄

No kidding.  My daughter saw a couple fights total in high school and they were big traumatic deals.   My wife and I told her there fights every week when we went to high school.   I think Richard H kicked my posterior everyday for a week at least.   Someone told him I gave home the nickname big fat Dick.  😂

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2 hours ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

No kidding.  My daughter saw a couple fights total in high school and they were big traumatic deals.   My wife and I told her there fights every week when we went to high school.   I think Richard H kicked my posterior everyday for a week at least.   Someone told him I gave home the nickname big fat Dick.  😂

I moved a lot as a kid. I was always the smallest kid in my class. So I fought a lot. Going to a new school I sought out the bully and fought him. He would either beat me up or I could hold my own. Either way he would leave me alone.

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