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When Len was a boy he had heard stories that the day when his father and grandfather turned 21 that they were able to walk across the lake without sinking into the water. Len could not wait to see if he would have this same special power when he turned 21. He got more and more excited the closer he got to his 21st birthday. On that day he and a friend went to the lake and boated out to the middle of the lake. With great confidence Len stepped out of the boat. As his feet hit the water he immediately sank. His friend had to help keep him from drowning. He was discouraged that the special power of his elders alluded him. He asked his grandmother if it really was true that his grandfather and father were able to walk across the lake on their 21st birthdays. She confirmed that was true. So Len confessed how disappointed he was when he nearly drowned trying to do the same thing. She said,"Len you're an idiot. You're grandfather and father were born in January and you were born in July!"šŸ¤£

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A young girl asks her mom "where did the human race come from?" The mom answered,"God made Adam and Eve and they had children. Then all of the human race was made."

A couple of days later the girl asked her dad the same question. Her dad answered,"Many years ago there were monkeys and they evolved into humans. That's where the human race came from."

Confused the girl went to her mom and told her what her dad had said and she didn't understand whether humans came from God or from monkeys. Her mom said, "Its OK. I told you about my side of the family and your dad told you about his!"šŸ¤£

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Money is just ink and paper, worthless until it switches hands, and worthless again until the next transaction. (me)

I am the master of my unspoken words, and the slave to those that should have remained unsaid. (unknown)

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?Ā  Ā Because he is from Neverland.Ā Ā 

I like this joke, because it never gets old.Ā 

Money is just ink and paper, worthless until it switches hands, and worthless again until the next transaction. (me)

I am the master of my unspoken words, and the slave to those that should have remained unsaid. (unknown)

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