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Money is just ink and paper, worthless until it switches hands, and worthless again until the next transaction. (me)

I am the master of my unspoken words, and the slave to those that should have remained unsaid. (unknown)

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Money is just ink and paper, worthless until it switches hands, and worthless again until the next transaction. (me)

I am the master of my unspoken words, and the slave to those that should have remained unsaid. (unknown)

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Money is just ink and paper, worthless until it switches hands, and worthless again until the next transaction. (me)

I am the master of my unspoken words, and the slave to those that should have remained unsaid. (unknown)

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Been a rough week. so some dark humor.

After my father died, I went to scatter his remains in his favorite park by the river where he loved to fish.

The park ranger came running up to me screaming to stop and that I could not do that in the park.

"Why not?" "You have to cremate him first!"🀣

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My wife screamed at me. "You haven't listened to a single word that I said. Have You?"

I was taken aback and thought to myself that was a weird way to start a converstation.🀣

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If you think that your husband or wife are your best friend, then think about this:

If you lock them and your dog in the trunk of your car for three hours, who do you think will be glad to see you when you open up the trunk?!? 🀣

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A blond mechanic was working in an auto repair shop. He was helping one of the other mechanics on a car. When asked if the left blinker was working, he said...

Yes..no..yes..no..yes..no..🀣

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