Ketchup Posted May 5, 2023 Posted May 5, 2023 Friday Funny Time!!! Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered he door if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house." "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend. He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?" "Yes, I do." said Bob "Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?" "Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out "I have to admit that I did." "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?" Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did." "Why do you ask?" "She just died and left me everything." bfishn, BilletHead, FishnDave and 5 others 8 TinBoats BassClub. An aluminum only bass club. If interested in info send me a PM.
Mitch f Posted May 9, 2023 Posted May 9, 2023 When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris. BilletHead, Quillback and Daryk Campbell Sr 3 "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor
BilletHead Posted May 11, 2023 Posted May 11, 2023 I can relate to this. One of my fondest memories as a kid growing up in California before movibg back here in my junior year of high school was sitting over a giant red or black and hill with a magnifying glass. bfishn, Quillback, Daryk Campbell Sr and 1 other 3 1 "We have met the enemy and it is us", Pogo If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend" Lefty Kreh " Never display your knowledge, you only share it" Lefty Kreh "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!" BilletHead " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting" BilletHead P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs" BilletHead
Mitch f Posted May 18, 2023 Posted May 18, 2023 fishinwrench, Daryk Campbell Sr, tho1mas and 2 others 3 2 "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor
Mitch f Posted May 30, 2023 Posted May 30, 2023 Nothing more true than this…. BilletHead 1 "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor
Mitch f Posted June 14, 2023 Posted June 14, 2023 Daryk Campbell Sr 1 "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor
Daryk Campbell Sr Posted July 8, 2023 Posted July 8, 2023 kjackson, Mitch f, bfishn and 2 others 4 1 Money is just ink and paper, worthless until it switches hands, and worthless again until the next transaction. (me) I am the master of my unspoken words, and the slave to those that should have remained unsaid. (unknown)
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