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2 hours ago, ness said:

Just something for the good of the order— @ColdWaterFshr and @Mitch f are both good dudes, and great fathers who also care a lot about things beyond themselves. People just disagree on things sometimes. 
 

And that’s all I’ve got to say about that.  

I love Mitch Cumstein.  Even though his politics are all jacked up.  I believe that deep down, in those remote recesses and inaccessible portions of his cranium, there still lies a small patch where the synapses are lighting correctly, and he can see through and understand that even a really, really .... REALLY good snake oil salesman just won’t do.....

 🤣

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It's a virus.  Viruses die and become GONE.   Otherwise we would all have AIDS by now.    

On a more personal note however, these hicks around here (actually most are KC, STL guys) are not respecting the SD rules at all.   I've had to run around boats for the last week to keep them out of my face, and I'm now to the point that the next MFer that hops out of his truck and comes prancing up to me like that is gonna get throat checked or get a breaker bar thrown at his face.   

Posted
13 minutes ago, ColdWaterFshr said:

I love Mitch Cumstein.  🤣

I gotta jump in here. The Mitch C{}##^*^## you refer to is not @Mitch f   😄

John

Posted
Just now, ColdWaterFshr said:

Who’s Mitch C then?  I don’t pay enough attention in this dump anymore, even though I’m a charter, founding member.  Emeritus, if you will, goddam it 

He’s @Mitch f’s evil twin brother @Smalliebigs  It’s complicated. One’s pretty cool, the other is nothing but trouble. PM me for details 😄😄😄

John

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Ya...me too.  Some of his old stuff was great.  

He was an equipment guru...when it came to bass fishing rods.  That pool cue from the starlight lounge he cut down for his spinnerbait rod...was awesome 

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This is the quote that I was referring to...it took me an hour to find it.  I think it’s the best post ever on Ozark anglers.

Coldwaterfshr was replying to a post in January 2011...someone was looking for advice on which 3 bass rods he should buy to use on table rock

He said...only 3 rods...that’s tough.  I’ll give it a try

Spinnerbait/buzzbait rod : a 7'3 Funeral Blakemore boron infinite-dynamic action pitching stick in negative sheen matte black (it actually absorbs light waves and certain radio frequencies), trigger grip sawed off and retrofitted with a Hearst dyna-glide shifter mated to a Diagon Centripedex 9.0:1 titanimum tricked out with depleted uranium bearings to keep the heat down. Freshest born-on-date Spiderwire in 17 lb test of course.

 

Crankbaitin rod: a 8'9 Montgomery Ward fiberglass/porcelain hybrid, med-heavy action foam grip paired with a Zebco Diamond Anniversary 404 encrusted w/ 42 carat cubit zirconia and diamelles throughout. Drag customized with Mickey Thompson high friction rubber, and Shizweki paddles. Maxima 12 lb green in Chameleon Blue (factory prototype not available to the general public)

 

Wormin rod (heavy cover): a 17 weight warped pool cue borrowed from the Twilight Inn (Springfield, MO - 1989), custom carved into a 5'4 foot medium-light action w/ pistol grip in high grade cork and top of the line ceramic guides. Tiger-flamed the entire length for extra badass aesthetics and mojo, and air-brushed in black-light glow paint with lots of lewd and semi-topless women in various states of undress. Mermaids with long hair covering their unmentionables and stuff. But tastefully done. Mated to that would be a custom Les Paul Ambassadeur reel, the first and best one they ever made and tricked out with a drag dial that goes all the way to ELEVEN.

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