gravel bar bathroom

[ColdWaterFshr]

12 hours ago, Terrierman said:

I feel sorry for anybody that can't pop a squat in a little hole they dig with a collapsible e-tool.  If that's you and you're with me, you're on your own.

Then I will accept your pity.  I had no problem with this method when I was 25 years old, but as I've since doubled in age, the term "pop-a-squat" could be plotted on an X-Y graph, with Pain as the Y-axis, and Time Duration on the X-axis measured in seconds, and a rapidly upward sloping curve as duration that begins somewhere around the 37 second mark.

You see, my squat sessions can sometimes be of duration in which my ham strings and hip flexors begin to cramp up, or in more severe constipated sessions, altogether give out.  This can have disastrous consequences.  Without the luggable loo, the e-tool at my side, wet wipes, and copy of the WSJ,  the experience is greatly improved.

 

[snagged in outlet 3]

13 hours ago, Terrierman said:

I feel sorry for anybody that can't pop a squat in a little hole they dig with a collapsible e-tool.  If that's you and you're with me, you're on your own.

Can you hold my hand to balance me while I go please???😂   Wet wipes in truck and boat.

[Terrierman]

1 hour ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Can you hold my hand to balance me while I go please???😂   Wet wipes in truck and boat.

You're on your own.  Try not to fall back in anything.😎

[Terrierman]

1 hour ago, ColdWaterFshr said:

Then I will accept your pity.  I had no problem with this method when I was 25 years old, but as I've since doubled in age, the term "pop-a-squat" could be plotted on an X-Y graph, with Pain as the Y-axis, and Time Duration on the X-axis measured in seconds, and a rapidly upward sloping curve as duration that begins somewhere around the 37 second mark.

You see, my squat sessions can sometimes be of duration in which my ham strings and hip flexors begin to cramp up, or in more severe constipated sessions, altogether give out.  This can have disastrous consequences.  Without the luggable loo, the e-tool at my side, wet wipes, and copy of the WSJ,  the experience is greatly improved.

 

You're still on your own.  I have my limits.  Try real hard not to fall in anything, but if you do, go back to the part about you're on your own.🙃

[Johnsfolly]

All that I can say is that I have never seen so much crap talk in my life. Let's face it was a pretty crappie topic to start with but one needs hip boots to get through all of these posts!  

[tjm]

7 hours ago, ducky123 said:

If you need to clean five times a day you have a medical issue.

But you know that all your buddies and all the passerbys will have to try it and you won't want to put it back in the yak dirty or drippy.

[BilletHead]

           Whatever happened to backing up to a tree or fallen log?      I agree on digging a cat hole and covering.   Man I should count the number of states I have fertilized ! 

[moguy1973]

57 minutes ago, BilletHead said:

           Whatever happened to backing up to a tree or fallen log?      I agree on digging a cat hole and covering.   Man I should count the number of states I have fertilized ! 

That's what I always do.  Find a nice big tree and lean on back.  I guess it takes some young legs do do that so I guess I'll find out in a few years if I can still do that.

 

[Flysmallie]

1 hour ago, BilletHead said:

           Whatever happened to backing up to a tree or fallen log?    

I'm not saying that I still don't but it would nice to have something easier. I put a trash bag in a 5 gallon bucket and pick up the sculptures the dog leaves in the yard. I think carrying with some kind of seat would be a pretty good option. 

One night on the river something didn't do good with my stomach and I had to crawl out of the tent 7 times that night to take care of business. Probably the worst night of my life. My camping supplies now include Imodium AD. And lots of it. Nothing like walking around in the woods at 3am trying to find a fresh spot you haven't already polluted. 

[Johnsfolly]

21 minutes ago, Flysmallie said:

I think carrying with some kind of seat would be a pretty good option. 

I got the seat for a hunting trip with my daughter where we would be staying in a trailer on 200 acres, but my buddy does not want folks using the trailer's facilities. I setup a popup blind, put the lid on a 5 gallon bucket with a bag and animal bedding in the bag. Worked well and the bedding reduced the odor. It's nice to have a rabbit at home!