gravel bar bathroom

[Terrierman]

25 minutes ago, Johnsfolly said:

@BilletHead is Ness at the age where he takes half of a viagra so he doesn't pee on his shoes? 🤣

i have gore tex boots, so no worries.

 

[jdmidwest]

Goretex still lets some molecules thru.

I have always tried to find a hollow stump, a log, or a tree to take a field dump.  Field dumps are emergencies and are last resorts.  I am purely refined.

Ran a chipmunk out of a stump one time, poor little guy.

[tjm]

5 hours ago, moguy1973 said:

That's what I always do.  Find a nice big tree and lean on back.  I guess it takes some young legs do do that so I guess I'll find out in a few years if I can still do that.

 

It's easier (and much quicker)  just squat and be done with it than to smear it all over a log, and at 70 the legs still work for that but there ain't always time to piddle around looking for the ideal tree or to scratch a hole either. When it's time to go, it's time to go.

[fishinwrench]

What's all this cat hole digging nonsense?  Are y'all just taking one step off the trail?    I take a few more steps off the beaten path so that I can just drop it and walk away without having to play in it like a retarded monkey.  The odds that somebody is gonna come along and step in it are so low that it would be hilarious if it actually happened. 

[Ruger5555]

http://bumperdumper.com/

[snagged in outlet 3]

12 hours ago, Johnsfolly said:

@BilletHead is Ness at the age where he takes half of a viagra so he doesn't pee on his shoes? 🤣

He’s so old he pees in Morris code.  Dot dot dash.  Dash dot dot dot.....😁

[oneshot 1]

Had a woman out camping once. Where is the Restroom? Oh just find you a tree 😱

Our Daughter came to visit. Where is your Restroom? That building down the path. That's ok I'll wait.

Later you want to go to the Station with me? Yes. Get there where is their Restroom? That building down the path. 😖 Dang don't any of you people believe in running water!

oneshot

[fishinwrench]

9 hours ago, oneshot 1 said:

Had a woman out camping once. Where is the Restroom? Oh just find you a tree 😱

Our Daughter came to visit. Where is your Restroom? That building down the path. That's ok I'll wait.

Later you want to go to the Station with me? Yes. Get there where is their Restroom? That building down the path. 😖 Dang don't any of you people believe in running water!

oneshot

Tell her, Hell yeah we believe in it..... here's 46 bucks, make it happen !

[Al Agnew]

On 8/19/2020 at 9:02 PM, Gavin said:

There is a book out there called "Up Sh*t Creek" about WW rafting guides who have to pack all the "stuff" out of the canyons. They use big military surplus ammo cans   that they call "groovers". Winter Float Trip has an old  folding chair with a toilet seat duct taped to where the cushion used to be...It show's up sometimes...A shovel is a must. Dig a cat hole and do your business in it. Cover up your mess and paper when your done.  100' from the river.

They are a little more sophisticated now...heavy metal box like the old ammo cans, fitted with a toilet seat.  They dump chemicals in it when they pack up in the morning and seal it up for the day; the chemicals start to break it down and remove the stink.  But they are still called groovers.  The original groovers were named because you squatted directly on the ammo can, and the open edge of the can put grooves in your rear end!

[Gavin]

The book is more about Grover misadventures. Loosing it, finding it, then the shower of shame.