You know that you are "Management"

[tjm]

2 hours ago, ness said:

I guess I always assumed the outside of the women's toilet would be spotless.

no hands, no aim 

I reckon they don't want to sit, not knowing who sat there last. 

[fishinwrench]

1 hour ago, tjm said:

no hands, no aim 

I reckon they don't want to sit, not knowing who sat there last. 

Why don't they just wait until they get home then?    Every female I've ever been with could hold their pee for hours, no problem.  

I always wondered if they were like my dog when he has to poop. Crazy peckerwood will spin around 14 times before copping the final squat. 

Like what the hell are you doing, man.......Calibrating your inner compass? 

So maybe those gals are in the stall spinning around and pissing all over the place. 🤣 Trying to locate true North.

[tjm]

37 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

Why don't they just wait until they get home then?

I guess that is a rhetorical question? Who knows why gals do anything, or don't do stuff. 

[fishinwrench]

3 hours ago, tjm said:

I guess that is a rhetorical question? Who knows why gals do anything, or don't do stuff. 

You mean like whipping a tit out in the license bureau?  😲   I mean seriously..... You can't time your brief visit to get your car tag renewed, to not coincide with your baby's feeding time?  

I swear to Gawd.....only in Versailles, Missouri. 😖 

I couldn't even talk right when it was my turn.  I was like...."Yes TITTIES, TWO OF THEM,,,I mean 2 years, Beyond Local is fine, thanks". 🤫🤤

[FishnDave]

@Johnsfolly  Just to clarify....was this at home or at work?  ;o)

[oneshot 1]

7 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

You mean like whipping a tit out in the license bureau?  😲   I mean seriously..... You can't time your brief visit to get your car tag renewed, to not coincide with your baby's feeding time?  

I swear to Gawd.....only in Versailles, Missouri. 😖 

I couldn't even talk right when it was my turn.  I was like...."Yes TITTIES, TWO OF THEM,,,I mean 2 years, Beyond Local is fine, thanks". 🤫🤤

When I was down South it surprised me the Mexican women it was normal for them to nurse and not cover up. But they did many things that would leave people in shock here.

Versailles is funny. I went to a Kegger there. First off got a Speeding Ticket on 5 HWY and I had the Kegs in my Pickup. But get there Weed was the norm. Guy had a White House, I told him he needed to wash the Black Feathers off his house. LOL

oneshot

[Johnsfolly]

13 minutes ago, FishnDave said:

@Johnsfolly  Just to clarify....was this at home or at work?  ;o)

Definitely at work. I'm not management at home !

[Terrierman]

When I was the operations manager, I had a sign in both bathrooms that informed everyone their mother didn't work here and it was their responsibility to clean up after themselves.  Didn't work either, dang it.

[liphunter]

Upon retirement. Some how I became keeper of the bathrooms in our home. It's my responsibility to keep all three pearly white. So sayith the boss. I put a sign up in the downstairs bathroom for my son and son-in-law. "My aim is to keep this toilet clean, your aim will help" It didn't help anything. Terrible target awareness!!!🤮

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2 hours ago, liphunter said:

Upon retirement. Some how I became keeper of the bathrooms in our home. It's my responsibility to keep all three pearly white. So sayith the boss. I put a sign up in the downstairs bathroom for my son and son-in-law. "My aim is to keep this toilet clean, your aim will help" It didn't help anything. Terrible target awareness!!!🤮

Put the floating targets in there like they do for toddlers.   😆