Why I Carry

[oneshot]

My wife for most part hasn’t had me sleep on the couch unless I was drunk being an A and Cops bring me home.

She did kick me out one time. I moved in with another woman. My wife decided me and this woman was getting too close and told me to get back home. She said she didn’t ever figure another woman would put up with my crap.

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[snagged in outlet 3]

11 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

That's fine.  I have this big yellow dog that loves it when I sleep on the couch with him.  

My wife and I sleep divorced a few years ago.   Between that and a CPAP machine I was like a different person.  We've never fought enough not sleep together though.  I run my household unlike @fishinwrench😂

[BilletHead]

3 hours ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

My wife and I sleep divorced a few years ago.   Between that and a CPAP machine I was like a different person.  We've never fought enough not sleep together though.  I run my household unlike @fishinwrench😂

   You ever figure that things will be much better not proving you are right all the time? 

     Sometimes it just isn't worth the win. Besides my bride puts up with some pretty bad crap no questions asked. Good fishing partner too. Best I have ever had

 

[DADAKOTA]

Listening to Wrench reminds me of a couple of old TV shows.  The Honeymooners and All in the Family.😀

[DADAKOTA]

Home Improvement and Last Man Standing might be better choices.

[fishinwrench]

1 hour ago, BilletHead said:

   You ever figure that things will be much better not proving you are right all the time? 

     Sometimes it just isn't worth the win. Besides my bride puts up with some pretty bad crap no questions asked. Good fishing partner too. Best I have ever had

 

I don't waste time proving that I'm right, I simply challenge her to put up a reasonable argument that I am wrong.   I'll gracefully accept it and apologize for my ignorance if that is done.  

I don't put my loved ones through ANY crap.  None at all.   So they have nothing undesirable to "put up with".   I even eat off of paper plates and napkins so as not to dirty any unnecessary dishes.   Therefore I'm not going to apologize for not being a spineless wimp like my father in-law.     That poor Tic-tac eating basturd has no life at all that isn't 100% controlled by Mother Hen.   

[Flysmallie]

4 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

I don't waste time proving that I'm right, I simply challenge her to put up a reasonable argument that I am wrong.   I'll gracefully accept it and apologize for my ignorance if that is done.  

I don't put my loved ones through ANY crap.  None at all.   So they have nothing undesirable to "put up with".   I even eat off of paper plates and napkins so as not to dirty any unnecessary dishes.   Therefore I'm not going to apologize for not being a spineless wimp like my father in-law.     That poor Tic-tac eating basturd has no life at all that isn't 100% controlled by Mother Hen.   

[snagged in outlet 3]

3 hours ago, Flysmallie said:

You need to convince her not us 😂

[oneshot]

I told my Sister me and my wife haven’t selp together for years. Sis says TMI.

I said oh you’re thinking the sex thing. No I sleep at one end of the house and she sleeps at the other.

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[Dutch]

6 hours ago, oneshot said:

I told my Sister me and my wife haven’t selp together for years. Sis says TMI.

I said oh you’re thinking the sex thing. No I sleep at one end of the house and she sleeps at the other.

oneshot

Some things just ought to be kept private.