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26 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

I escaped 2 deputies and a possession charge in a 1967 Chevy 250 6cyl., 3 on the tree.   Got on a gravel road and put up a cloud of dust that nobody could drive through.   It wasn't a TOTAL escape.....cuz they knew where I lived.....but it did buy me enough time to stash the reefer. 😏

I drove into a Barn just before the road dropped over a hill into town.

Got stopped for speeding to a Kegger Guess who was hauling the Beer.

I really don’t know on the Bread Truck I know he drove it regular back and forth between Springfield and Kansas City with stolen. More than likely he had the Truck where it would run. He did have a Chop Shop in Springfield.

 

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In high school we egged a guy's new Camaro while he was making out with his girl. My buddy had a V8 Pontiac Grand Fury. That guy chased us around for over 45 mins until we lost him or he gave up. We started in Connecticut and last saw him in NY state 😅. If we hadn't been going into NY to buy beer we definitely would not have known the roads to lose that guy.

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10 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

Before we go any further here.......What is the statute of limitations on these crimes we are openly confessing to?   😅

Going by how much you bad mouth cops and biologist on here you'd be better off to shut up.....  For once😂

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24 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

Before we go any further here.......What is the statute of limitations on these crimes we are openly confessing to?   😅

There is no statute of limitations on Jimson Weed hallucinations.

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16 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Going by how much you bad mouth cops and biologist on here you'd be better off to shut up.....  For once😂

Well...... that's akin to the stuff being spread about politicians and other "rulers".    If it wasn't true then you can bet that they, and their lawyers, would be on top of it.     

The quickest way to hush the nastiness is to fail to respond in any form.   

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I might have the horsepower, traction and skill to outrun cop and survive but I can't outrun their darn radio.  Besides I can't afford new times if they throw down some spike straps.  Besides they would probably be waiting at my house when I got home.

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Reset back to oneshot's OP... sleeping with weapons, ready to fire on... anyone, then his better self questions that strategy;

Dude. Don't spend your remaining days scared of anything. You're above that. You know what you've been through, if that didn't get you, you're in a pretty good spot about now, right? Enjoy it.

I can't dance like I used to.

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31 minutes ago, bfishn said:

Reset back to oneshot's OP... sleeping with weapons, ready to fire on... anyone, then his better self questions that strategy;

Dude. Don't spend your remaining days scared of anything. You're above that. You know what you've been through, if that didn't get you, you're in a pretty good spot about now, right? Enjoy it.

Oneshot is not questioning his abilities with a firearm or accidentally shooting anyone.  He is worried about waking up one night and being mistaken for a criminal in his own house by some law agent at the wrong address serving a warrant.  That is a bad day.

"Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously."

Hunter S. Thompson

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28 minutes ago, bfishn said:

Reset back to oneshot's OP... sleeping with weapons, ready to fire on... anyone, then his better self questions that strategy;

Dude. Don't spend your remaining days scared of anything. You're above that. You know what you've been through, if that didn't get you, you're in a pretty good spot about now, right? Enjoy it.

This is true. Know most the Dope Heads around here. Got one stole bunch of stuff off me. I told him about it. He has been really good to me since.

You know most don’t think about Jimson Weed.

oneshot

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