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From my son Lucas.  

 

I got fired from my job at the bank today.  A lady came to me and asked me to check her balance.  I pushed her over and said "not very good".  

Money is just ink and paper, worthless until it switches hands, and worthless again until the next transaction. (me)

I am the master of my unspoken words, and the slave to those that should have remained unsaid. (unknown)

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A few for @Daryk Campbell Sr

The salesman at the furniture store told me that the sofa would seat 5 people without any problems. I didn't buy the sofa since I don't know 5 people without any problems 🤣 

My paper airplane won't fly.... It's completely stationary! 🤣

Last Night on Dancing with the Tsars... Peter and Catherine were Great but Ivan was Terrible!🤣

My son told me that he wants to study burrowing rodents. I told him to gopher it!🤣

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Money is just ink and paper, worthless until it switches hands, and worthless again until the next transaction. (me)

I am the master of my unspoken words, and the slave to those that should have remained unsaid. (unknown)

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Proper use of tools is key.  

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Money is just ink and paper, worthless until it switches hands, and worthless again until the next transaction. (me)

I am the master of my unspoken words, and the slave to those that should have remained unsaid. (unknown)

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