Just funny stuff

[ness]

Don’t know where else to put this, so I’ll put it here. A friend suggested this show the other day. I’ve watched the first few and it’s hilarious. Available on Amazon Prime  

https://www.amazon.com/Corner-Gas/dp/B07KWHJPSK/ref=nodl_

[Gumboot]

[Daryk Campbell Sr]

[ness]

Thought this was a pretty good quote. From a Bloomberg article re: Doris Day's passing:

'"She made more than three dozen movies in 20 years, starting out in roles as the girl next door. That early, goody-two-shoes image led performer Oscar Levant to famously quip he knew Day 'before she became a virgin.'
 

 

[fishinwrench]

That's hilarious 😆

One of my oldest daughters friends is a "born again virgin".    We have alot of fun with that one.  😂

[ness]

10 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

That's hilarious 😆

One of my oldest daughters friends is a "born again virgin".    We have alot of fun with that one.  😂

I’m filing that one away for later use too 😄

[Johnsfolly]

Some dad jokes.

My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat with one hand. Struggling she said "How do one armed mothers do it!" Without missing a beat I answered "Single handedly😁!"

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

My daughter asked me "Can I have a book mark?" and I was so sad. 15 years old and she still doesn't know that my name is John😢!

Here are the three most important unwritten rules of life

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2.

3.

[Johnsfolly]

One of Livie's favorites "5 out 4 people admit that they are bad with fractions!"😂

[Daryk Campbell Sr]

28 minutes ago, Johnsfolly said:

One of Livie's favorites "5 out 4 people admit that they are bad with fractions!"😂

There are 3 types of people:

Those who can count and those who can't. 

[Daryk Campbell Sr]

I'm posting this with a heavy heart...😔 As much as I love my fishing, it’s been taking up too much of my time and I am struggling to keep up with the everyday basics such as cleaning and maintaining my home, so something has to give. I will be re-homing my collection.😥 Please don't ask any questions, it’s all top brands And needs to be in the hands of a fisherman Below is a list of what's available. All FREE of charge, to good home . Serious enquiries only please. Thanks for reading and understanding...

 

 

 

 

1. Dustpan and brush

2. Sponges

3. Dusters

4. Mop and bucket

5. Window cleaner

6.Hoover

7. Dishwashing liquid

8. Laundry detergent

9. Fabric softener

10. Laundry baskets

11. Toilet brush

12. Cleaning sprays

13. Scrubbing brushes