My Wfe Might Be Leaving Me

[fshndoug]

Good news folks if you come down with the virus it won't last long because it was made in China.

[MOPanfisher]

50 minutes ago, fshndoug said:

Good news folks if you come down with the virus it won't last long because it was made in China.

 But when it's over you will want to catch it again an hour later.

[oneshot]

Well she is saying no that they probably need her more here. So if she works I will too if I’m not sick.

oneshot

[MOPanfisher]

Oneshot, I think if you get the Corona virus that we as friends on OA are going to have to draw straws to see who has to put you down.  😉

[Quillback]

3 hours ago, ColdWaterFshr said:

Thanks for reminding me of this good tune . . . "She's Leaving Me, Because She Really Wants To" (Lyle Lovett & Emmylou)

 

 

Saw Lovett at the Denver airport, he was at baggage claim arguing with the people behind the counter.  There was a semi-circle of about 20 people standing there watching him.  It's tough being out in public when you are a celebrity.

[oneshot]

6 minutes ago, MOPanfisher said:

Oneshot, I think if you get the Corona virus that we as friends on OA are going to have to draw straws to see who has to put you down.  😉

I remember trying to die. I was so drugged up I didn’t care. Actually I was ready.

My Baby Sister was dyeing she told me that they had her on good stuff.

They gave me Morphine on a empty stomach made me sicker than a Dog.

oneshot

[fishinwrench]

1 hour ago, MOPanfisher said:

 But when it's over you will want to catch it again an hour later.

You made me choke on my pancakes !

Good one! 😂

[Johnsfolly]

5 hours ago, MOPanfisher said:

Hell my wife will probably send me to every public event she can find and wait for the life insurance money.

MOPanfisher she won't do that since it would be to much trouble to train someone else to fetch her deer😀!

[Mitch f]

The sad part about the Coronavirus is that they probably sold those experimental lab animals as food. Those people are totally consumed with money. 
my wife told me a long time ago that there was a guy in China who sold off his sick pigs from the feed lot to restaurants. He eventually got caught and went to jail. After he got caught, another guy who was doing the same thing, got scared and dumped all of his dead pigs in the river...like 10,000 of them. They ended up bloated and stinking in a huge pile in one one the major tourist spots along the river. I believe it was in Shanghai but not 100% sure. 

[snagged in outlet 3]

8 hours ago, Mitch f said:

The sad part about the Coronavirus is that they probably sold those experimental lab animals as food. Those people are totally consumed with money. 
my wife told me a long time ago that there was a guy in China who sold off his sick pigs from the feed lot to restaurants. He eventually got caught and went to jail. After he got caught, another guy who was doing the same thing, got scared and dumped all of his dead pigs in the river...like 10,000 of them. They ended up bloated and stinking in a huge pile in one one the major tourist spots along the river. I believe it was in Shanghai but not 100% sure. 

I saw an insta post two days ago of a guy in Wuhan supposedly, skinning a cat to eat.  Plenty of others eating bat soup.