Culture clash and venting

[Terrierman]

[fishinwrench]

I could fix all of that in a single afternoon.  

The next time you look up and the old man is sitting there staring at you, tell him the dirtiest, most foul joke that you know.  Then say "Your turn", and stare back at him while you wait for him to come up with one.   

If his joke is not a genuine side-splitter then tell him to go peel carrots.   

[ness]

Maybe get a bunch of brochures for assisted living facilities and just leave them laying around the house?  

[ness]

[Foghorn]

Mother in law lived with us for 10 and 1/2 years after she had a stroke. Told her it was the longest 20 years of my life. She actually laughed!

[Johnsfolly]

2 minutes ago, Foghorn said:

Mother in law lived with us for 10 and 1/2 years after she had a stroke. Told her it was the longest 20 years of my life. She actually laughed!

We had a similar situation with my MIL. Now she is out front in the garden. 

[Foghorn]

Not sure I want to ask about that "out front in the garden" part.

[Mitch f]

3 hours ago, ness said:

Here's a short story for ye:

Once upon a time a guy grumbled about his in-laws on the internet. He assumed his wife would never see it, but she did. The end (of you-know-what).   

 

You sound like a man with experience!  😂

[Mitch f]

47 minutes ago, ness said:

We already have a time share at Branson 😂

[Mitch f]

50 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

I could fix all of that in a single afternoon.  

The next time you look up and the old man is sitting there staring at you, tell him the dirtiest, most foul joke that you know.  Then say "Your turn", and stare back at him while you wait for him to come up with one.   

If his joke is not a genuine side-splitter then tell him to go peel carrots.   

He speaks zero English...this could get fun!! 😂