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Happy birthday, Jeff.  Hope you were able to enjoy your day.  

Money is just ink and paper, worthless until it switches hands, and worthless again until the next transaction. (me)

I am the master of my unspoken words, and the slave to those that should have remained unsaid. (unknown)

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Like everyone else, my birthday is just one day a year, but I celebrate it at least once a week. Which reminds me of a story...

Most every Saturday I go to my favorite Mexican restaurant and have what they call a "monster" margarita with my meal. The locals, mostly being the pious, self-righteous type, unintentionally entertain me with whispered comments about the size of my drink. If they work up the nerve to address me directly, I just say, "I'm celebrating my birthday", at which they are instantly relieved, profusely offer me Happy Birthdays, and everything's cool. Just shows you can celebrate your birthday any dam day you please.

I can't dance like I used to.

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1 hour ago, fishinwrench said:

Jesus, how long does this birthday last? 🙄

Have you even gotten over the one you had last year yet ?  😅

I have a niece like that… The whole family has to prepare one week for her birthday party. Spoiled shitless

"Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor

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51 minutes ago, bfishn said:

Most every Saturday I go to my favorite Mexican restaurant and have what they call a "monster" margarita with my meal. The locals, mostly being the pious, self-righteous type, unintentionally entertain me with whispered comments about the size of my drink.

If it's on the menu then you can't be the only one ordering that drink.

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On 10/8/2021 at 10:22 AM, fishinwrench said:

Jesus, how long does this birthday last? 🙄

Have you even gotten over the one you had last year yet ?  😅

Quit yer dang grumbling ... we'll wish you happy birthday, too, when it's time. 😆😂 

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7 hours ago, Champ188 said:

Quit yer dang grumbling ... we'll wish you happy birthday, too, when it's time. 😆😂 

Don't you dare!  I actually take offense to it.

If you didn't take part in my creation, and aren't obligated to present me with a gift, then there's no reason for you to celebrate (or even mention) the day that my momma squirted me out.    

🙄

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