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A woman didn't  come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she stayed at a friend's house. Her husband called ten of her best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

A man didn't  come home one night. He told his wife the next morning that he stayed over at a friend's house. She called ten of his closest friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and two said that he was still there 🤣.

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A taxi passenger reaches out and taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screams and nearly lost complete control of the cab. He almost hit a bus and then just missed another car before coming to a stop just in front of a terrified woman with a stroller. 

The driver screams at the passenger " Don't  ever  do that again!"

The passenger said that he was sorry and that he didn't know that the driver would respond so badly to a simple tap on his shoulder.

The driver apologized and said "This is my first day driving a cab. For the last 25 yrs I was driving a hearse!" 🤣

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"We have met the enemy and it is us",

Pogo

   If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend"

Lefty Kreh

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BilletHead

    " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting"

BilletHead

  P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs"

BilletHead

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