Just funny stuff

[FishnDave]

[Johnsfolly]

13 minutes ago, FishnDave said:

I can't see the pronouns bracelets.

[Johnsfolly]

A woman didn't  come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she stayed at a friend's house. Her husband called ten of her best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

A man didn't  come home one night. He told his wife the next morning that he stayed over at a friend's house. She called ten of his closest friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and two said that he was still there 🤣.

[Johnsfolly]

A taxi passenger reaches out and taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screams and nearly lost complete control of the cab. He almost hit a bus and then just missed another car before coming to a stop just in front of a terrified woman with a stroller. 

The driver screams at the passenger " Don't  ever  do that again!"

The passenger said that he was sorry and that he didn't know that the driver would respond so badly to a simple tap on his shoulder.

The driver apologized and said "This is my first day driving a cab. For the last 25 yrs I was driving a hearse!" 🤣

[BilletHead]

[Mitch f]

Question:

What is greater than God

More evil than the devil

and if you eat it you’ll die?

[fishinwrench]

22 minutes ago, Mitch f said:

Question:

What is greater than God

More evil than the devil

and if you eat it you’ll die?

The poor have it.  

[budman]

Nothing.

[Johnsfolly]

We have this issue at my work where our sales folks are afraid to ask the clients questions. So instead I have to make assumptions about their products for our quotes.

[Johnsfolly]

Makes me glad that my son is no longer a teenager😅.