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A man walks into a popular bar and gastro pub. He asks the bartender, "how much for a beer?"

"$1", replied the bartender. 

The man couldn't  believe how cheap the beer was. He ordered a couple. The man was hungry and asked the bartender how much for a steak dinner.

The bartender replied that a steak dinner was only $5. 

Again the man could not believe how cheap it was. The dinner was delicious and he mentioned to the bartender that he would have paid over $40 for that steak. He asked where the owner might be so that he could tell him how much he enjoyed the meal.

The bartender replied "He's up in his office with my wife." The man asked, "What's he doing in his office with the your wife?" "The same thing that I am doing to his business down here." 🤣

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Money is just ink and paper, worthless until it switches hands, and worthless again until the next transaction. (me)

I am the master of my unspoken words, and the slave to those that should have remained unsaid. (unknown)

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"We have met the enemy and it is us",

Pogo

   If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend"

Lefty Kreh

    " Never display your knowledge, you only share it"

Lefty Kreh

         "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!"

BilletHead

    " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting"

BilletHead

  P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs"

BilletHead

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