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I asked my date to meet me at the gym. She didn't  show up. I knew right then that we weren't  going to work out 🤣

The CEO of IKEA was elected prime Minister of Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend!🤣

Before I criticize a man I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way when I do criticize him, I am a mile away and I have his shoes 🤣

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A juggler is on the way to his next show when he gets pulled over. As the policeman is getting the man's license he asks why the man has matches and a large container of lighter fluid in the car. The man responds that he is a juggler and that he juggles flaming torches. The policeman asks to see him juggle. The man agrees and while juggling a couple drives by them. "I'm glad that I stopped drinking." He says to his wife. "There is no way that I could pass that sobriety test!" 🤣

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A group of five blonde men and women go into a bar in a celebratory mood. One of the women goes to the bar and orders a round of shots for the group. They all get their shots and raise the glasses and shout "51 days!" and then drink their shots. They get another round and again shout "51 days!" then another and again "51 days". As they are ordering another round the bartender asks the woman what 51 days means. The woman replies that they have all been working on a puzzle that stated 2 to 4 yrs on the box and they were able to complete the puzzle in 51 days! 🤣

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"We have met the enemy and it is us",

Pogo

   If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend"

Lefty Kreh

    " Never display your knowledge, you only share it"

Lefty Kreh

         "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!"

BilletHead

    " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting"

BilletHead

  P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs"

BilletHead

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Is this not permitted? I dont really know anymore :whisper:
Will I run afoul????

Im sorry but this is hilarious and "Just Funny Stuff" .. according to me anyway......"my fellow geraniums" :tastey:.

 

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