Just funny stuff

[Johnsfolly]

I asked my date to meet me at the gym. She didn't  show up. I knew right then that we weren't  going to work out 🤣

The CEO of IKEA was elected prime Minister of Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend!🤣

Before I criticize a man I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way when I do criticize him, I am a mile away and I have his shoes 🤣

[awhuber]

[ColdWaterFshr]

 

[snagged in outlet 3]

When I worked at GM several Mexicans from the closed California plant worked in my area.   They sold tamales and burritos.  Buck a piece.  Sold out every day.  Delicious!

[Johnsfolly]

A juggler is on the way to his next show when he gets pulled over. As the policeman is getting the man's license he asks why the man has matches and a large container of lighter fluid in the car. The man responds that he is a juggler and that he juggles flaming torches. The policeman asks to see him juggle. The man agrees and while juggling a couple drives by them. "I'm glad that I stopped drinking." He says to his wife. "There is no way that I could pass that sobriety test!" 🤣

[Johnsfolly]

A group of five blonde men and women go into a bar in a celebratory mood. One of the women goes to the bar and orders a round of shots for the group. They all get their shots and raise the glasses and shout "51 days!" and then drink their shots. They get another round and again shout "51 days!" then another and again "51 days". As they are ordering another round the bartender asks the woman what 51 days means. The woman replies that they have all been working on a puzzle that stated 2 to 4 yrs on the box and they were able to complete the puzzle in 51 days! 🤣

[BilletHead]

[snagged in outlet 3]

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[N9BOW]

Is this not permitted? I dont really know anymore 
Will I run afoul????

Im sorry but this is hilarious and "Just Funny Stuff" .. according to me anyway......"my fellow geraniums" .

 

[Johnsfolly]

16 hours ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

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