Johnsfolly Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 After pulling double shifts all week, two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "How would you do that?" "Just wait and see.", said the woman. As soon as the boss is looking in her direction, she then hangs upside down from the ceiling. Seeing her hanging there, the boss comes over and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, " I am a light bulb!" The boss thinking that she is going a bit crazy from working too much says, "I think that you need to take the rest of the day off." She gets down and heads for the door. The man starts to follow her out and the boss stops him and asks, "Where are you going?" The man replies, "I'm going home too. I can't be expected to work in the dark!" 🤣 fishinwrench, awhuber, tho1mas and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnsfolly Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 An older man gets pulled over for speeding. The officer asks to see his license. The man responds in a huff. "I wish that you troopers would get your act together. Yesterday another officer took my license and now you want me to show it to you!" 🤣 Daryk Campbell Sr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netboy Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 This is pretty cool... (apologies if it has previously been posted) Deadstream, tho1mas, Daryk Campbell Sr and 3 others 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Miloshewski Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 Fyi the Holy Grail is on Netflix. Watching it now. Forgot how funny the witch scene was. "Who are you that is so wise in the ways of science?" 🤣 Johnsfolly 1 “To those devoid of imagination a blank place on the map is a useless waste; to others, the most valuable part.”--Aldo Leopold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnsfolly Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 5 hours ago, Ryan Miloshewski said: Fyi the Holy Grail is on Netflix. Watching it now. Forgot how funny the witch scene was. "Who are you that is so wise in the ways of science?" 🤣 She turned me into a newt. You don't look like a newt. I got better🤣 What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladened swallow? What do you mean African or European? I don't know...AHHHH! Ryan Miloshewski 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Miloshewski Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 14 hours ago, Johnsfolly said: She turned me into a newt. You don't look like a newt. I got better🤣 What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladened swallow? What do you mean African or European? I don't know...AHHHH! "What do we burn outside of witches?" "....MORE WITCHES!!!" Johnsfolly and Flysmallie 2 “To those devoid of imagination a blank place on the map is a useless waste; to others, the most valuable part.”--Aldo Leopold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quillback Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. 'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more.Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for this!' and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding, a reason I've never heard before– I'll let you go.." The old gentleman paused then said, "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper. snagged in outlet 3, BilletHead, Daryk Campbell Sr and 6 others 2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quillback Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"The driver replied, "Bout whut?" BillT, Johnsfolly, FishnDave and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnsfolly Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Quillback said: A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. 'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more.Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for this!' and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding, a reason I've never heard before– I'll let you go.." The old gentleman paused then said, "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper. Knew this one but it is still very funny. Quillback 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnsfolly Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 As a woman gets above the age of 50 yrs old there is a hormonal shift that makes her begin to buy cats. It's called many-paws 🤣 kjackson 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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