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A man walks into a doctor's office and goes up to the receptionist. She asks the man what he has. "Shingles" he responds. She hands him a clipboard and asks him to sit down and fill out the medical questionnaire. After he finishes the paperwork he is shown into an examination room. The Nurse comes in and aks what he has. "Shingles" he replies. She takes his vital readings and writes them down in his chart. She asks the man to strip down and put on a gown and wait for the doctor. The doctor arrives about 10 mins later. As the doctor is listening to this lungs and heart, she asks the man what brought him to the office. "Shingles" stated the man. The doctor asks where are the shingles? "Outside in my truck, where do you want them?!?" 🤣

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Some will get this.  If you don't,  it's a St Louis thing.  

 

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Money is just ink and paper, worthless until it switches hands, and worthless again until the next transaction. (me)

I am the master of my unspoken words, and the slave to those that should have remained unsaid. (unknown)

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I made some fish tacos today.  But they just ignored them and swam away.

Money is just ink and paper, worthless until it switches hands, and worthless again until the next transaction. (me)

I am the master of my unspoken words, and the slave to those that should have remained unsaid. (unknown)

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"We have met the enemy and it is us",

Pogo

   If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend"

Lefty Kreh

    " Never display your knowledge, you only share it"

Lefty Kreh

         "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!"

BilletHead

    " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting"

BilletHead

  P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs"

BilletHead

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