Just funny stuff

[Johnsfolly]

36 minutes ago, Quillback said:

Got my annual physical today - Doc gave me another year.  Which reminds me of an old Henny Youngman joke:

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

I know this is in here somewhere.

I ask my doctor about my test results. He tells me he has bad new and worse news. I said what's the bad news. He tells me that I only have 24 hours left to live. I said that is pretty bad news. Since I can't imagine anything worse than that I ask him to tell me the worse news. He says I should have called you yesterday🤣

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One of my favorites. Pretty sure I posted this previously but don't care cuz it makes laugh as well.

 

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[Johnsfolly]

It's Friday and time for a little dark humor

A man and woman are walking in a dark forest. The woman says, "This is a really spooky forest and I am getting a little scared. Thank goodness you are with me or else I couldn't go on." The man replies, "So how to you think I feel knowing that I will be going back out alone!"🤣

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Scientists discover tea taste better when dumped out and replaced with coffee.  

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The airlines ran a promotion that wives would get half-price tickets when they accompanied their husband's on business trips. 

After a month into the promotion the airlines followed up with a questionnaire to the wives about how they liked the promotion thus far and about the trips that they had taken.

The most common response was "What trip?"🤣

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We had to get a live-in nanny, since the dead one just wasn't working out!🤣

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Creepiest BDay wishes