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On ‎1‎/‎15‎/‎2019 at 7:20 PM, Terrierman said:

Oneshoy?  I'm calling BS, you've had way more than one shot.

Woke up with a woman one time. She asked Did we have sex? Sure don't you remember screaming how great I was?

Truth we didn't but I wasn't going to pass this up.

Was driving a woman home one time taking her the back roads. Asked her if she knew where she was?  I have no idea. Well good, started pulling over to the side. ONESHOT. I went on just laughing.

Another time me and a friend was out drinking, picked up some women. We all had to go pee, decided to go to the Park. All the Restrooms were locked. So we decided to go around the car. The women were all squatted in front of the car. Me I go up there started going. One of the women looks at me DO YOU MIND! No I don't mind go ahead. My buddy was rolling laughing.

oneshot

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Funniest thing I have came across today.  As a kid, I wanted to play drums.  I am a great Air Drummer, Rush will get me to beating a tune out on the steering wheel every time.

Came across this today and thought of so many one liners.  I am sure glad they have that Arts thing at the Campus that shaped my future.  Its so organic??

Drum One, Drum All, Southeast to Host a Drum Circle.

"Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously."

Hunter S. Thompson

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https://tenor.com/1U72.gif

@Ketchup

I could not seem to save it to my phone.  Found it funny. 

(It's safe)  Daryk. 

 

Money is just ink and paper, worthless until it switches hands, and worthless again until the next transaction. (me)

I am the master of my unspoken words, and the slave to those that should have remained unsaid. (unknown)

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15 hours ago, Daryk Campbell Sr said:

https://tenor.com/1U72.gif

@Ketchup

I could not seem to save it to my phone.  Found it funny. 

(It's safe)  Daryk. 

 

Haha. Halloween 2019.  

TinBoats BassClub.  An aluminum only bass club. If interested in info send me a PM. 

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